Friday's Confessional

Yay! It's Friday. Link up and come play, my Humongous group of followers!

I confess:

• I have 9 followers :) ( this is a happy confession mind you)

• I miss Chief, she makes me laugh. I'm her #1 stalker

• I'm glad Glamazon is back.

• My little best friends have been sick...

• Kenlee has pneumonia again...WTH!

• Her oxygen was 90

• Her Fever was 104.6

• We drove 45min to the Doc.

• She got a huge shot in the leg full of meds
  

• They took her blood.

• She was so BRAVE...I was not!
  

• To see her big Crocodile tears leak out of her eyes, tore me into millions of bazillions shredded wheat pieces.

• They almost admitted her in the Hospital....

• One point lower on her oxygen and they woulda.

• I shoulda, woulda, coulda poked my eyes out with a spoon.

• Then last night she had an excellent sleep!...yay for me, right?.....wrong!...

• Georgie Porgie was up all night fevering and throwing up! WTH!

• Needless to say it's been a horrible, terrible, no good, rotten 3 days!

• (I know...sick kids and no Glam or Chief) You feel bad for me huh?
  

But guess what...the Sun will come out tomorrow! (Betchyer bottom dollar!)

Friday Confessional

Come join Glamazon and play "I confess!"

So, so sorry I cant add her cute button, (cuz I confess) I'm doing this @ work, just call me the co-worker that sits on her @ss! Oh wait that's someone else....


I hate Miracle Whip, I hate the tangy zip! I hate the way it smells! I hate the way it looks. If I accidentally eat some...like in a salad at some crazy family function, I freak out! I want to throw up all over the shoes of the dumbass who ruined a perfectly good Macaroni Salad by adding white Sh!t to it!

• (whooo... I feel so much better now that you all you out there in blogsphere know that!)

<------------------------ KUCKA MUCKA!!

I CONFESS better late than never

It's still Friday...just a little late

I CONFESS.....

• I make spaghetti or some sort of pasta and sauce at least once a week....(hubby rolls his eyes allot on those days....)

• I haven't "really" done homework with the kindergarten baby for over a week! (it's a little embarrassing to turn in his sheet with only one day done...my bad) (yah I said my bad)

• I love that my 2nd grader, scores high on her reading tests (she's on 4th grade level) so she can read to Tanner Man (most week nights)
• I'm using bullets cuz everybody else does.

• I want to be a more patient mom!!

• I hate painting closets that have shelves galore, but can't wait till I can use those clostets!

• I drain my meat! ha ha I mean I drain the grease of my cooked meat with a paper towel, (Viva's my fave but I'm poor so I buy Wal-mart brand) I guess I really absorb it. LOVE IT. WORKS GREAT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TRY IT!
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What I meant to say Wednesday!

I tried, I really, really tried! I didn't want to say anything @ all! My little Kenlee girl is the bestest helper in the whole wide world! When I was gone today she cleaned the pantry! (which really didn't need cleaning....cuz it's empty!) So I get home and she say's with a sparkle in her eye,
"Mom, did you see the pantry?"

Me, "No, why"

Ken, with and even bigger sparkle, "cuz I cleaned it"

Me before I looked at it, "Oh Kenlee, I love you, you are such a sweet girl, Thank You!"

A little while later when it was time for the worst part of the day, thinking what to make for dinner. I go into the pantry and what do my not sparkling eyes see........ Everything on one shelf shoved tighter than......... (well I cant think of anything thats not disgusting) .....so I'll just say I couldnt find anything.

Now I need to make one point clear, the pantry in this house is bigger than the bathroom and it has shelves on all the walls from ceiling to floor. I keep everything in there, from small appliances to canned tuna, to my cases of ziploc baggies.

And my sweet Doodle Bug cleaned it for me. I like to call it an unorganized re-arranged mess.

Anywhoo, I'm trying to find the things I need to make dinner, and Really trying to bite my tongue and not call her in to tell her, "hey this cleaning job sucks" But I couldn't do it! So I yell for her to come here and I explain my problem,

ME, " Hey, I can't really find anything in here, see how everything is jammed together in front of other things, it's a little bit of a problem! We can't stack things in front of other things k"

Her, "OK"

Thats it....thats what I said, ain't I a horrible mother.

What I meant to say is this........NOTHING I SHOULD HAVE SAID NOTHING!


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What I meant to say is This......."The pantry looks great sister suzy thank you!"

another lesson not learned, maybe for Family Home Evening Next week we can have an organize the pantry day, and teach her how and why things go in the pantry in a nice neat order.

Now link up and come play "What I Meant To Say" with CHIEF!

Stick It Note Tuesday!

Too Funny Not to Confess....

K....I am constantly thinking about a couple of your blogs and I laugh to myself quite often through out the day! But Today as I'm pulling away from my house this morning I was laughing hysterically at .....well myself. My family knows I do this quite often. What can I say I think I'm stinkin' funny! Any whooo, my confession is as follows. (with a picture even...I know....lucky you!)

It's March (in like a Lion here in the sticks, probably snowed 3 new inches today) and guess what is perched on my front porch....you'll never guess....OK...... I'll tell you! ( the suspense is killing you huh?)























Yup.....that's what you think it is! It's my effing Christmas tree! Took it down the day after Christmas, and it's still there, the funniest thing is... is that I fit right in here, in this Po-dunk town, just down the road from me there is another Christmas Tree on a front porch! LTMN!(laughing through my nose)


I could give every excuse in the book why it's there, but they're just excuses! Mostly because we don't use the front door.....EVER...... and cuz I just don't stinking care, I hate this house were renting, and I don't do anything to try and help its appearance! Hopefully we'll move @ the end of the month as planned. (Build faster Husband) And I might just leave the tree there for the next lucky tennant!

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House Update

What I meant to say Wednesday....I think!

Come play, Link up with Chief and just let it all out! You'll thank her later!


Husband Said, " We don't need to run to town anymore.....problem fixed, should we go any way just for fun, me and you?

Me: (little gasp, and I think I peed a little) " Sure, might as well, we don't have the kids with us"

What I meant to say, " WOW, are you really saying you want to hang out with me??? I think this is a first in 16 years that you actually are choosing me over....well anything.... Work, hunting, hiking, work, building, work, hunting, watching hunting on TV, work, horn hunting. I would love to go with you, I'm going to sit in the middle right by you and keep pinching myself, to make sure it not a dream! WOW!

Post It Note Tuesday!