I confess.....

Come on EVERYONE is doing it!

(deep breath) Here it goes:

• I ate 3, yes I said 3, Reese's Fast Breaks @ work Monday Night! (and I still need to pay for 2 of them) But they're so Delicious! " I.. can't ..have ..one ..more.. delicious.. morsel....oh wait yes I can! (Mara jew wanna iz bad fer you mmmmkay!") anyone?

• I just had a brain spasm and I can't remember what else I wanted to confess......
• OH YEAH

• Wednesday Night wasn't so bad after all! I always complain about crap before it happens, and after the fact it was really ok! MY BAD!

• If I can't have a baby, (ya see, I'm broken) I don't want a stinkin' PERIOD!!!! I mean really what's the dog gone point of going through hell each month and not benefiting from it! GOSH! (Napoleon Dynamite) P.S I'm very blessed for the 2 snotty nosed kids I got! ( sorry "have" it's been a while since I taught school!) no really, they have snotty noses right now!
  

• I think I have stinking cute kids
  

• I wish I could exercise , Oh wait..... I can, I wish I would!

• Nobody likes my red walls in my house, but I do! so you can all go to H E double toothpicks!

TGIF

What I meant to say Wednesday!

Hosted by Chief! Come play! (link)

"We are going to have Mutual on Wednesday night instead of Tuesday night this week because of the District Game, and it will start at 6 instead of 7 cuz we need to practice our song, then will split off into our individual groups."

What I said, "o.k see ya Wednesday"

What I meant to say, "GGGggggrrrreat, so after "Miss Big Enough Now" gets off the bus @ 3:30 we'll hurry and have snack, practice piano, change for dance class (with a fight cuz I'll choose what she get to wear this time) go to dance, come home and try to think about laundry, dishes, dinner homework, and gather up every thing I need for my YW activity all in 30 min. Pick her up from dance, take her right to Piano lessons, come home throw something together for dinner in 25 min. Go pick her up from Piano, try to bathe 2 kids that dont have their homework and chores done yet, do chores, homework, read for 20 min. feed them sometime in there somwhere, and make it to Mutual by 6 with the wet kids in tow! All because our Highschool of 10 kids are going to play basketball with another High school of 10 kids. HIP HIP HOORAY! Gunno love this Wednesday!

Post It Note Tuesday! W/Supah

I Confess on Friday's Confessional!

Since I started playing Confessional W/Glamazon, all day every day I think of things to confess! I love it, I laugh all day, and I'm pretty sure I'm the funniest thing on this planet! So here it goes:

• i have to have my bowls stacked a certain way in my cabinets, same with silverware. My 7 year old has to put the dishes away as one of her chores, and she hates it when I make her redo it.. i just remind her....mean moms are the best moms!
• i tell my husband the only reason why i have kids is so they can do all my work for me, now if i could only have 16 more we could be the "DUGGARS"....LOL and i wouldn't have to do a stinkin' thing :)
• when i go to peoples houses i always find little things that bug me like dust behind the bathroom door, or floorboards. Or bugs in their light covers. i think to myself why don't they just hurry and clean that up it'll take 2min & 2sec (2&2, chuck from the Love Connection, anyone?????) Then I get home and notice my house is the same way and don't do anything about it. Can you say LAZY!!
• The other day sister suzy said to me. "Mom, we got some bad habits since we moved to this house! You used to keep our Weston house real real clean." ........oooops. i told her "Just wait till we get in our new house" I'll keep that one clean, everything in this one is from the stinkin' 70's can you say GROSS!
  
• i have more laundry in my front room right now than i do in all the closets put together.
  
• i love being in the Young Women Pres. But I feel like I just got out of YW's myself. (I'm 33...lmao)
  
• My sisters are my bestest friends
• Sometimes my Husband is my bestfriend
• My mom lives 45 min away and i hate it!
• i never thought i would miss my mini van
• I could go on and on but better save some for another Friday!
• i tried to use all lowercase letters typing this and couldn't do it :(
• Love ya have a good Friday!
  

Getting Excited!

FyI...my cabinets are in! Walls are almost all painted...and I'm so excited I could piss myself!!

Post It Note Tuesday!

Friday's Confessional

It's been a lifetime since my last confession. And I've never wrote them. Well maybe in my Journal when I was 10. But here it goes! Yesterday I got off work at 2pm. Got in my new boat, it's a 1992 Grand Marqui, my home teacher gave it to me another confession, cuz I ran a red light about a month ago another confession and crashed my Town and Country Mini Van, (jerm called it the mormon assault vehicle) anyway paid Brother Home Teacher $50, what it cost him to get it running and now I'm the proud new owner of a HUMUNGOUS car! OK so I got off work at 2, Picked up the Kindergarten Baby Born in Gravy and ran to town, had some errands to run for YW. got home (just a little after my 2nd grader (another confession I leave her home alone sometimes, I know I'm a horrible mom,) the one who thinks she's "big enough now" ! To go straight to my computer, 1 hour goes by, then 2 then 3. Stop for just a sec to run to the little store (you see I live in the sticks) and by a box of Lucky charms for way way to much money, to feed my kids. Except the 2nd grader didn't feel like cereal so she made her own dinner (see my Weds post) Then I went back to the computer. What was I doing, whatever the hell I wanted, mostly looking at hilarious blogs! Facebook! Email. The dishes are in the sink, there's pee all over the toilet, laundry is piled up and guess where I am again this morning, Yup you guessed it at Confessional!

What I meant to say Wednesday!

What I meant to say Wednesday! I'm a little late getting started but I just found this last night (thank you Jewlynn) But I want to play, and I guess I have always been a late player. (Just ask my husband, actually he would say I'm not a player :)

SO what I said: " Hey cute daughter, come and clean up your dinner mess please!"

What I meant to say: "Yo, little seven year old brat, who thinks she has to do everything herself, cuz "your big enough now" get your @ss in this ktichen and put the lid on the milk and put it in the fridge, put the hotdogs in a ziplock and put them in the fridge, put your dishes in the sink and wipe off the counter, if you think "your big enough" to make or own dinner, I think your big enough to clean up the friggin' mess with out being asked. What you think a little fairy is just gunna come and do it while you got your face stuck to icarly. Yah, I dont think so! CLEAN IT UP!!!! NOW!!!

(come play! it's fun to vent and good for your health too! the link is the "ticket" at the top of this entry)

It's WEDNESDAY!

What I meant to say Wednesday! (I Love this game click the This LINK and come play! Hosted by CHIEF!)

Picture it: Clifton Id, (tinnie tiny lil’ town out in the sticks) Old Ka Ka Mucka rental house...wife at the kitchen counter making heart shaped pata’cakes ( kindergarten baby’s way of saying pancakes) for Valentines day, husband stumbles out of bed, comes up behind her in his G’s and says, “would you ever leave me for a rich guy?”

WHAT??


Of Course I say: “NEVER!” turn around and give him the biggest valentine hug ever!

What I meant to say is: Hmmm.... is he hot like Patrick Dempsey? Does he clean his own shit fecal matter out of the toilets? Does he take his slushy wet boots off before coming in the house? Will he take me shopping instead of looking for deer horns? Is he rich enough to fix my boobs so I don’t have to tuck them into my belt, and suck the cottage cheese out of my gut, hips and thighs? He will? He Is? He does? Well then..........NOPE! I love you JERK, and I can’t believe you’d even ask??

FYI....Later that day while driving to another small town in BFE, he continues to tell me, I did leave him for the rich guy ( sadly enough he couldn’t tell me what he looked like, ( man if your going to tell me about your dreams get the details)) But I waited till we were moved into the house he is building me, so when me and the kids were in it, he poured gasoline all over it and torched it! LMAO!!!!!

I think he may need counseling!! Ha ha hee hee!
“ (hey doc I keep having these dreams............) “
　
(I can’t tell him about my dreams LOL....maybe I'll save that for a Friday’s Confessional!